how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I love everyone from Tumblr
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This is why you don’t let us have whipped cream in our house. I understand now!! Either way happy birthday baby!
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Life lesson from work tonight: take care of your customers and they bring you bags of fresh baked cookies
and the award for Ultimate Sass goes to River Song.
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“I’ve heard about the cybermen since I was in my cradle. I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU!”
I can’t have been the only one who thought this, can I?
I know he looked and sounded a bit like Craig, that is so stormy (or one of his decedents)
headcanon accepted
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In 2006, I was a lonely little 14-year-old boy who hated school and hated life and loved his friends even though he had no idea how to relate to them, which kind of made him hate himself.
One night, my mother pointed something out to me in the TV guide. It was a remake, or a reboot, or a…
I just want to hug you and tell you it’s ok. This is exactly what Doctor Who is to me. It changed my life. I have found an amazing group of friends just from this show and it was a dark period in my life that no one knew about but something about Doctor Who made me come out of it.