One fine day with a woof and purr a baby...oh wait that's the theme song for catdog...I am a Nerd with a capital N. I am heavily into video games. I love any and all games except xbox I just can't support Micro$oft. I am a collector of old school systems except my collection is really small I only have a NES and a SNES. One day I plan on owning every system ever made. I always say I move to a beat of a different drum. I am too funny. Not being conceited just I am funny at the wrong moments. Like your grandma just died and I laugh at her purple hair funny. Oh well

the-love-of-reblog:

Just imagine though, the Muggleborn 11 year olds show up at Hogwarts, get sorted, enjoy the great feast, and start settling into their dorms all excited about the first year at wizard school. Then they remember, just as the prefect is leaving, “Oh I almost forgot to ask, what’s the wifi password?”
And the pure blood prefect gives them a puzzled look, “What’s ‘wifi?’”
And just like that, Hogwarts is a terrifying place.

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2 months ago
Operation Help A Tater Move To The Mainland →

I need help in the worst way moving from Hawaii back to Arkansas. 

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5 months ago



bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

bye vagina it was nice knowing you

#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you

#Wait a month

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So backstory; the other night I made cookies and I was in a hurry and really wasnt paying attention to what I was doing and long story short what was supposed to be teaspoons I put tablespoons in. Oh well lessened learned and salty chocolate chip cookies are not that great. But tonight I tried again AND I made fuggin fantastic cookies for the first time from scratch and I’m super excited!!!

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6 months ago
lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

lovingmarlseveryminute:

fidefortitude:

lovingmarlseveryminute:

help

He may be immortal and indestructible, but there’s no reason you cannot incapacitate him. What Harry often failed to realise is that Voldemort’s physical being is consistently his biggest downfall- so use that as his downfall. Chop that bald snaky dickbasket into a thousand thousand pieces, encase each piece in concrete, and throw some bits in the sea, bury some bits in the ground. No need to destroy him permanently- just make absolutely sure that he isn’t coming back any time soon. He might still be immortal once you’ve chopped him into bits, but as long as his brain’s fairly separated out then he won’t have the intellectual capability to use magic to accio himself back together. Problem solved. Now go attend Hogwarts (but bring a meat cleaver with you for safety).

200 notes and yet you’re the only one that has helped bless u

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6 months ago

pjcalamity:

isaac:

is that hermione granger

It’s LeviOsa not levio-ra-ra-ah- ah-aaah.

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